Creeping out the Neighbours

I often wear my hair in two high ponytails to bed.  Especially with this new haircut.  I can not stand it have my hair loose all over my pillow.  This morning I went out to get the paper with my hair still up and realized that it must look like we do some kinky role playing.

No wonder we aren't friends with any of our neighbours.

A Little Bit of Me Died Today...

when I checked off the homemaker box as my occupation on the warranty card for my kitchenaid. 

Then I put my crocs on over my socks and left the house.

An Apology

To the ladies and kids I lunch with on Tuesdays: I don't think I wore deodorant yesterday. 
Sorry about that.

Really Wonderbra? Really?

So, I have had two underwires snap in the last little while.  This is tragic not only because one snapped during coffee with my inlaws but because I am a cheap and reluctant bra shopper.  I just want the exact one I was wearing and have broken in for the last two years.  Bra shopping is like pulling teeth or shoving DDDs into DDs (whichever).
Off I go to a certain store where you can buy a bra, eggs, bread and deodorant.  (So evil yet so convenient.)
I try on several full figured bras, I was a full figured girl then I had two kids in under two years and now I am a fuller figured girl.  I select a Wonderbra that is labelled as full figure but when I try it on it only has two hooks.  Seriously?  Two hooks?  I need at least four hooks to keep these babies in check.  If I could buy something that hooked from my shoulder blades to my ass I would.  (Why won't corsets come back into fashion?  Can you still buy a girdle?)
The good people at Wonderbra have no clue.  And get a full figured model will you?

Wednesday's Wisdom

Too much dried coconut causes a stomach ache.

Other side effects are likely immanent.