I am starting to come around to my mom's fear of chin whiskers. She is worried that no one will pluck them for her in her old age and she will be a bearded old granny. I am really starting to agree that this is a valid fear and something that one should spend money on.
Where do they come from?
Why are they so hard to get out?
Why do I get them? It is not like I don't have enough hair in other places.
Although I will not pluck my mom's chin whiskers I will definitely pay someone to do that for her. And I expect my children to do the same.
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Monday, November 14, 2011
TMI
I have two children under three years of age and I care for another child. Lately some sort of gastro bug has been travelling through our house and it got me to thinking about shit.
Literally.
I am responsible for all of the meals for Chickenbutt and Wren and about 60% of Muffin's.
So why does their poop all look so different? The only days I have been sure about what they all have been eating are the day after corn and the day after kiwi. The rest of the time I am convinced that they are eating at the neighbours. Or finding full meals under the couch.
Or maybe I have too much time on my hands.
Literally.
I am responsible for all of the meals for Chickenbutt and Wren and about 60% of Muffin's.
So why does their poop all look so different? The only days I have been sure about what they all have been eating are the day after corn and the day after kiwi. The rest of the time I am convinced that they are eating at the neighbours. Or finding full meals under the couch.
Or maybe I have too much time on my hands.
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