Today I took Chickenbutt to the library for a program. We were early so we chose a few books.
As we are reading the tarantula book, that she picked out, she starts crying.
Me: Why are you crying?
Chickenbutt: I don't want the tarantula with orange striped legs to bite me.
Me: He won't, it is too cold here for tarantulas.
Chickenbutt: Does he bite?
Me: Yep, but he doesn't live here because it is too cold.
Chickenbutt: I don't want him to bite.
Me: He won't, it is too cold for tarantulas here.
Chickenbutt: (louder and whinier) Will he bite?
Me: Nope.
Keep in mind that she LOVES spiders and is full of spider facts but the program was during nap time so she was likely over-tired.
All of this was witnessed by a mom who was glaring at me and whom I run into at numerous other places.
