A Rousing Game of Peanut Butter

Object of the Game: To accumulate the most points over two rounds.

Number of Players: 2

Supplies:
               1 nearly empty jar all natural peanut butter
               1 unopened jar all natural peanut butter
               butter knives
               loaf of bread
               Lysol wipes
Optional Supplies:
               toaster
               jam
               honey
               bananas 
    
Goals:
      Round One: to use the last of the peanut butter.
      Round Two: to not be the one to open the new peanut butter

Scoring:
Round One:

• One point for each piece of bread covered in peanut butter.
• Negative one point for each piece of bread where another condiment/food is added.
• Negative one point for throwing out the peanut butter jar.
• Five points for washing out and recycling the peanut butter jar.

Round Two:

• One point for each time a player puts the new jar into the fridge.
• Negative one point for each time the new jar is removed from the fridge.
• Negative one point for opening the new jar.
• Negative one point for each surface peanut butter or peanut butter oil spills on while stirring the new jar.

June 2011 Peanut Butter Recap

Round One
Me: 2 points
2 slices of bread peanut buttered
Him:  -1 point

Threw out jar  

Round Two

Removed jar from fridge twice

Opened new jar

Got PB on counter, plant, diaper bag, floor, sticker book and coffee pot

Him: 2 points

Put jar in fridge twice

Final Score

Me: -5 Him 1

Me:  -7 points

Sigh

I wish Canada Post would head back to work, I have some Will & Kate stamps I want to use.

Friday Night Fun

Due to the gale force winds our (empty) tin shed blew over.  It did not hit our house or the neighbours - rather it wedged itself onto our front step.  My husband was out and I was alone with the kids, no neighbours were home either.  I had to wait 90 minutes for someone to come help me push it back into the yard (it was surprisingly heavy!).  I either need more friends or a better social life.

People of Walmart

Exactly how long was I walking around IN PUBLIC with the pocket half ripped off my pants exposing my granny panties??

For a Good Time...

take your toddler and your baby to your local McDonald's at 12:08PM.  Stand in line forever while the toddler demands fries and juice.  Wait for 10 minutes while the kid at the counter forgets to bring your tray out like he promised.  See that you did not get an iced coffee but rather another, larger apple juice which YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE.   Since you can't leave the kids alone at the table you settle for the juice. Spend an hour watching your toddler eat her fries with ketchup then take apart the cheeseburger and eat that as well. 
Good Times.

Wednesday's Wisdom

Although mashed banana and baby snot look the same they differ in taste.