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Saturday, August 13, 2011
Quality Children's Programming
Apparently there is a petition out there to let Bert and Ernie get married. This has led me to think of some other Sesame Street episodes that will be helpful to today's preschooler:
Biggest Loser: Big Bird
Can this canary reclaim his body after being obese for the last four decades?
Hoarders: Oscar
Years of hoarding has isolated this monster from his neighbours. Will he be able to get rid of his garbage or will his beloved pets, Fluffy the elephant and Slimy the worm, be taken by animal protection?
So You Think You Can Dance: Zoe
Does she make the final 12 or is this monster in for a huge does of reality?
Toddlers and Tiaras: Abby
Will this monster magically light up the stage to win ultimate grand supreme?
Freaky Eaters: Cookie Monster
What has years of cookie binging done to this monster's life? Could his simple mind be due to malnutrition?
Intervention: Elmo
Will this little red monster choose his amphetamines or his friends and family?
Biography: Grover
Seriously, what is wrong with this guy?
Or everyone could just remember that they are PUPPETS and at night they go back to the storage room!
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